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"Oh God! You scared me."
"Really? You work with dead bodies all day."
"So if something moves, it's likely a dead body."
"Really? Does that happen often?"
"Did my reaction gave you that impression?"
#humor #zombies

http://talkwards.com/2026/03/14/scarier-than-dead-bodies/

It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor

http://talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumble-and-fall/

"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/24/rumor-based-reality-perception/

Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?
Because they felt the crayon wasn't presidential enough...
#Trump #humor #politics #insanity

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/20/executive-crayon/

#USA attacking #NATO over #Greenland. You know you've seen this scene before.
#Politics #Humor #FightClub http://youtube.com/shorts/Rc3CFW8o5jw?si=15hl4x0gjPO9-yl5 http://talkwards.com/2026/01/15/the-us-attacking-nato/

#Conspiracy theory 101:
1. Come up with a #ConspiracyTheory
2. Tell everyone
3. Remember, whenever anyone gets shocked, upset or concerned, it's proof they are in on it!
4. Jump back to #1
#humor #foilHat Non-anonymous #Q (remember #StarTrek? #idiots)

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/10/conspiracy-theory-101/

So, you feel #Trump is like one of the characters in the #Bible? I agree. He does lie a lot. And isn't there a passage about the #Devil being charming as hell and leading many astray? Yeah, the charm was before the election. Now you're in the domain of the #FatherOfLies.
#politics #humor

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/08/trump-the-father-of-lies/

I rage with my Danish brothers and sisters. WTAF USA?
#USA #Trump #MAGA #Greenland #Imperialism #US_imperialism #StopTrump

Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai

http://talkwards.com/2025/12/27/customer-service-success/

#NATO expansion according to #Russian #propaganda:
US: Let's expand into Poland!

NATO expansion according to the rest of the world:
#Russia has Georgia for breakfast.
Poland: HELP!

http://talkwards.com/2025/12/20/nato-expansion/

Two videos where #BrianCox and Cool Worlds talk about the #FermiParadox
#Aliens #ExtraterrestrialIntelligence http://youtube.com/watch?v=dTjgrG2UY30&feature=youtu.be http://talkwards.com/2025/12/13/two-videos-on-the-fermi-paradox/

"The First Draft of Anything Is Shit" / Hemingway via Samuelson?
#quote #hemingway #writingcommunity #creativewriting #writingandwriters #writinglife

http://talkwards.com/2025/12/04/first-drafts-are-shit/

90% of people: It's OK that you're not exactly like me.
The other 10%: We can't accommodate people being different.
#audhd #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent #autism

http://talkwards.com/2025/11/29/different/

Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens

http://talkwards.com/2025/11/15/hallucinators/

Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the #US, one might start wondering if this is how Americans view the rest of the world.
#humor #politics #usdefaultism #usexceptionalism

http://talkwards.com/2025/11/08/american-world-view/